in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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