Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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