ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We have started to decorate penises.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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