how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
