My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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