im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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