I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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