Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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