Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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