So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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