drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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