Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
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