awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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