so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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