Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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