I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
false alarm. still invincible.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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