so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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