i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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