I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Randomize
