just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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