glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
