Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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