I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
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