Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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