he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i came on her dog
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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