are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
where are you?
Hypothermia
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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