About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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