we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Randomize
