69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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