if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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