After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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