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Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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