'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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