I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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