im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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