You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
