In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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