Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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