my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Randomize
