I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
ok first of all what the fuck
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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