This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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