She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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