I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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