just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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