we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
