She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Shame - the story of my life.
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