I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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