please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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