I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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