I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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