Kareoke will never be a sober sport
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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