I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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