I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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