I like to think it a success when the cops are called
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This house was built for laser tag.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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