She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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