Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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