Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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