3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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