Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
her vagine was all disorganized.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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