I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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