p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
